Mar 29, 2008. Wanted FPS goon who likes to get blown away.

Being an FPS goon is a tough job. It's a thankless job that often involves you dying at the hands of some vigilante super soldier. But if that's what you're into, you may have a short future as a videogame goon.

The most important job for a goon is to stand infront of boxes or crates with this symbol infront of them. It's especially important not to wear anything other than some jeans and t-shirt because, you know, it gets hot standing infront of these things so you want to wear the least amount of clothing possible.

Don't worry if another goon standing next to you gets blown away or snipered. Continue guarding that radioactive barrel and hope what got your buddy goes away.

Always leave the keys in your vehicle. Why do you need to carry them around? Don't worry about people stealing that vehicle filled with guns and explosives. Wat could happen?

Don't worry about being turned into a mutant or fighting one or anything. You still get paid either way, so it's all good.

So if you got what it takes to become a videogame goon, consider a job at Xbox 360 Cheat. The skies the limit. You'll meet many interesting people who will want to blow you away or rip off your head.