Aug 9, 2008. Onechanbara: Samurai Bikini Squad coming this Fall.

Just in time for school, the Samurai Bikini Squad are coming to the 360 to kick butt and show butt, all at the same time. We hear a small army of programmers is working on the much improved breast physics from the Wii version. We can only imagine what to score this game, but with the words samurai and bikini in the title, it's got to be around 9,999,999 out of 100.

Lines forming for Tales of Vesperia, which was recently released in Japan and pushed the 360 ahead of the PS3 for software sales. The only conclussion we could draw is that the Japanese people really like the artwork in this game. We like it too, but wonder if the rest of the game is as polished.

A whole lot of bad news for Microsoft from developers. According to the Edinburgh Interactive Festival charmain, Chris Deering, only 3 out of 10 developers recover the cost of developing a game. And according to Jonathan Blow, who made the Xbox arcade game Braid, Microsoft certification requires alot of work for small time developers. Now who are these people and is what they say important? No, and it's probably a lie. If developing games for the 360 was so difficult financially or otherwise, the 360 wouldn't be passing the Wii or PS3 in third party developers. But it is easily beating those two other gaming platforms.